[Post on FreeBritney.website by Michael Moniz]
?♂️? The Reign of “Bike” ??♀️
Move over Speidi, Brangelina, Bennifer (and yes, even Brangelina again)… there’s a new celebrity fusion name in town, and it’s BIKE.
Yeah, you heard me. Bike.
Short, punchy, aerodynamic.
You can ride with it, cruise with it, even crash with it and still look cool.
Brangelina was iconic, but it’s stuck in 2006.
Speidi? A meme that won’t die.
Bennifer had their moment — twice.
But Bike is the future. A lifestyle. A movement. A revolution on two wheels.
So who is “Bike”? That’s a story for another post. Just know this:
Bike doesn’t follow the Hollywood script.
Bike writes it. In bold, all caps, Comic Sans if we feel like it.
#TeamBike #BetterThanBennifer #FreeBritneyApproved #RollingIntoLegend
—Michael Moniz ?️?